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You've heard about the old testament,
you've read the new testament.
It's time for you to get to know
THE REAL TESTAMENT
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WHAT WE DO
WHAT WE DO
X COMMANDMENTS
X COMMANDMENTS
The modern world is ever changing. New technologies disrupt and transform our day to day lives - it is only natural to step forward with this new, innovative and comprehensive vNext testament. Our X Commandments are updated frequently, so make sure you check back soon!
SYMBOLS
SYMBOLS
Check out our religious symbols and gestures to make sure you live up to the code of the Real Testament.
COMMUNITY
COMMUNITY
Be a part of our community. Share, exchange and discuss ideas that you would like to be included in vNext!
Have a new commandment? Contact us! (or not)
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followers follow us on twitter
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Years without being responsible for a war
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People killed because of the Real Testament
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% kick back members need to donate. Or not.
Why choose us?
Why choose us?
You've heard about the old testament, you've read the new testament. It's time for you to get to know the real testament.
The modern world is constantly changing. Updated and new technologies disrupt and transform our day to day lives - it is only natural to step forward with this new, innovative and comprehensive vNext testament!
We are sure you are going to love it!
And remember - the Real Testament is always changing, so check back frequently to see what's new.
vNext
vNext
Frequent updates - view our changelog
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Community voted, non-binding commandments
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Virgins in heaven (best value!)
The X Commandments
The X Commandments
- Thou shall not make shit up
- Humor is divine
- TBD in future date
- Henceforth, «or not» rule apply
- Thou shall not pay taxes!?
- «Elsers» are non-believers
- No questions on Sundays.
- Long weekend Mondays shall be known as «Second Sunday»
- Thou shall kick back 5%
- It is OK to change your mind
- 74 Virgins
- Lancelot
- Face or head coverings are forbidden
Religious symbols
Religious symbols
Here is a list and description of our holy religious symbols
Here is a list and description of our holy religious symbols
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The shrug, used to symbolize the 4th commandment «or not».
Very effective in face to face communication, when you ran out of fucks to give.
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Also commonly used to reference the 4th commandment «or not».
Gained popularity since it is much easier to type than the shrug.
Please note the ? should be in italic when possible.
nunya
nunya
Followers of the real testament are called nunya.
You'd bring it up in a conversation like so:
"I can't do that, its against my religion."
"Really? What religion is that?"
"I'm nunya."
"Oh, never heard of that one, what is it about?"
"nunya business."
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